Suspend disbelief - have an adventure
Mouse of Mu 3
“Grandfather Mouse, tell
us the story of the Undying Soldier and the lords of time.”
“Well, I’ll tell you the
tale of Lazarus and the soldiers, but I think you made that second part up. Now
listen closely my kittens, for this affects you deeply. You are all my descendants,
so the blood that runs through me runs through you. My real name is Xavier
Culpeper, and the tale I am about to tell you will most likely result in my
death if it got out. And not just my death, but all our deaths. So, listen quietly
but pay attention. You will become the living record of what transpired all
those years ago.”
“Tell us,” the kittens
squeal.
“You’re excited now, but
when you know the full truth of your origins you may wish to forget. The
occasion of my birth was a happy one. My parents were infertile, so unable to
have kittens. They had sex—a lot of furniture breaking sex— and they had me.
Not a litter of kittens, just me. I was their pride and joy. My parents were
well-to-do, as they say. I was well educated and cared for, and I attended the
best schools and had the utmost in opportunities until I was a sprite not much
older than any of you are now.”
“What happened?” asks one
of the kittens.
“My parents died. I was a little
over a year old and I thought I was old enough to get on in the world by
myself. I was at the end of adolescence, but an army of lawyers, social workers,
well-wishers, and scoundrels descended on me. They all wanted money. They all
wanted to protect my inheritance, to tax it, to invest it, and to embezzle it.
It was never about protecting me; it was about the money.”
“How did your parents
die?”
“Lead poisoning.”
“From paint?”
“From bullets.” They were
assassinated in front of me by a couple of cats, and despite my mews for
help, no one came until it was too late. All I remember is a one-eyed tabby the
second assassin called Atticus. Instead, when I was home with my extended
family, people came after my money. I was sent to my room while the adults
decided my fate. That was when I decided I would not be a puppet with no
control over my life.”
“What did you do?” a round-eyed
kitten asks.
“I ran away. That is where my story really
starts. So, get comfortable, and I will tell you a tale of both triumph and
tragedy, of humour and horror. This is a story that spans lifetimes and
connects everything together under the banner of the Undying Soldier.”